Start of sale!

I got new phone. Yeah. Phone works! Phone has camera! Camera cannot zoom as advertised. Boo…. Sim card authorisation failed. Phone is one week late. Service sucks. Don’t buy there… Its called Dial a Phone. I am very stressed. Exam in 5 weeks. How to cram? 28 weeks worth into 4 weeks? I want to sleep. I dont wan to wake up. Nights.

Oh, Sales starts..... Evil, mean and hurtful comments will be dished out more frequently, at a much reduced stimulus.