Banana Shouting Match

Me (from upstairs) : Mother!, remember to but some rotting prawns for bait tomorrow morning!

Mum (from kitchen) : You also want sotong or not?

Me : Ya, and some bananas

Mum : Huh? Banana?

Dad (from the living room) : What fish eat banana one?

Me : No lah, Banana for me to eat!

Mum : How come go on boat need to eat banana?

Dad : Banana can cure seasickness meh?

Me : No lah! For me to eat in the morning!